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F: Ist das Orakel Werder Fan?
A: Nein

F: Wieso nicht?
A: schalke!!!!! :wild:

F: Wieso ist das Orakel Schalke Fan?
A: weil schalke die beste 11 auf der welt ist :lol:

F: bist du dir ganz sicher das S04 die besteeeeeeee Elf der Welt ist? :lol:
A: Ja

F: Was macht sie zur besten Elf der Welt?
A: Nein

F: Was macht Scheiße 04 zur besten Elf der Welt?
A: teamgeist stärke und taktik :lol:

F: Wovon man momentan nicht viel sieht?
A: noch nicht

F: wann denn?
A: wenn das doping wirkt :D

F: ja bin ganz deiner Meinung ab in die Regionalliga und danke für das nette Gespräch. Bye Bye :)
A: bye


Ich liebe das Orakel habe es schon früher benutzt, wenn mir langweilig war. :lol: Die smileys habe ich gesetzt und nicht das blöde Orakel. :cool:
 

Oh Gott :D

Me:
Who will win the match between Werder Bremen and Bavaria Munich tomorrow?
God:
How would I know who will win the match between Werder Bremen and Bavaria Munich tomorrow ?
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
I can't see what Abraham has to do with the football match...
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?
Me:
No, I would prefer to know if Werder Bremen will win the match.
God:
Why not? I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You are confusing me...
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
How can I find out who is going to win?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Cheers.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Sayonara." ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Are you already searching for the result?
God:
Now? I don't know whether or not I am searching for the result.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
What is an Al?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Ok. See you!
God:
Aha. See you later.
 
Wir haben bald einen neuen User im Werderforum - nämlich Gott ! ! !

Aber Gott hat keine Ahnung...der kapiert nicht mal, dass nur Werder oder Bayern gewinnen kann. Ich geb es auf, mit ihm zu reden.

Hoffen wir mal, dass er Unrecht damit hat, dass Werder verliert.

Me:
How much later would later mean? Have you already found the answer?
God:
More than a little, less than a lot. No I am still searching for it.
Me:
Will you tell me when you know the answer or do I have to keep on asking for it?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Really? I thought a lot of Werder Bremen Fans would ask you that question.
God:
For real. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because we are all looking for this answer and because ice bear told me about you.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you think I am looking for this answer and because ice bear told you about me too?
Me:
I thought she might have asked you the same.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because she wants to know if Bremen is going to win!
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't understand why she wants it.
Me:
Would you like me to ask her?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I don't understand you.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
what you want to say with ambigouos sure and so on
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
I would like you to talk about the football match!
God:
Ok, . Sure, the football match sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ok. Do you have the answer?
God:
Hmm. Is there only one answer?
Me:
Yes. One team has to win.
God:
Oh. One what?
Me:
Werder Bremen or Bavaria Munich has to win!
God:
Or what?
Me:
or they will keep on penalty shooting for a very long timw
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
do you want me to tell you all the names?!
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
Ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
So...you will win?
God:
I understand. What makes you say that I will win.
Me:
I don't say that YOU will win
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No. I said Bavaria Munich or Werder Bremen is going to win.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. What did you mean by it? I think Bavaria Munich or Werder Bremen is a lot of things.
Me:
I am not joking
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not joking.
Me:
they are football teams
God:
football teams are they.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
do you know the german football league?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
That's a pity. I guess you don't know enough to answer my question
God:
A pity is a terrible thing to waste. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
them
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Werder Bremen is the best football team there ist
God:
When is Werder Bremen not the best football team there ist?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
ok. you are right. maybe i change my mind about that
God:
Dude! I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Perhaps. Thanks for the information: said change his or her mind about that.
Me:
but at the moment i don't want to change my mind
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
you asked that before
God:
Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
that i would like to know if werder bremen wins tomorrow evening
God:
Interesting. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
tell me the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
will werder bremen win?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
will bavaria munich win?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
what the reason that werder bremen is not winning?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
what makes you think that werder bremen will lose?
God:
My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Me:
Will Per Mertesacker shoot an own goal ?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
will torsten frings shoot a goal?
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
yes!
God:
You seem very concerned about it.
Me:
yes!
God:
Hey.
Me:
yeah?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
So you say that Werder Bremen is losing?
God:
Interesting deduction. I said that? And losing is Werder Bremen.
Me:
yes. you said that bavaria munich is propably winning
God:
That's alright. I said that? I think bavaria munich is a lot of things.
Me:
You should watch the German football league more regularly. it's a good league
God:
Thanks for your interest and/or concern. bavaria munich is a league. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no! bavaria is a team but the bundesliga is a football league in germany
God:
Are you serious? I think bavaria is more than that.
Me:
you're right. bavaria is a county as well
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. When is bavaria not a county as well?
Me:
it is always a county
God:
bavaria is a county. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
but there is a football team in munich that has the same name
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
I'm glad I could teach you someting, God
God:
I'm glad you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
Ok. Than I will go and tell ice bear that Werder Bremen will lose the game.
God:
I understand. How will you get there?
Me:
www.werder.de
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
see you at the werder bremen forum!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later.

Edit: Uuups...sehe erst jetzt, wie lang das ist. SPAM! Sorry. Soll ich's kürzen oder löschen?
 
Frage:
Wird der SV Werder Bremen morgen abend im DFB Pokal Spiel den FC Baynern München besiegen und zum 1860 München II machen?

Antwort:
fuk ja!!!!

Frage:
Warum ?

Antwort:

weil ich dich liebe

Frage:
Scheiße und das sagst Du mir jetzt erst? Nun bin ich schon verheiratet. :(

Antwort:
oh das tut der kugel leid aba ii wollt dsd heiratest

Frage:
Hmm, naja, die Ehe ist aber auch für`n ar***. Da bleib ich doch lieber beim Fussball. Also, was ist morgen bei Bayern : Werder - wer gewinnt?

Antwort:
bayern

Frage:
mmmh, Bayern ist aber die falsche Antwort......

Antwort:
werder

Frage:
LoL, so ein gemauschel hier, du Kugel, da geh ich lieber Inka Bause poppen.

Antwort:
mach das.. mach ein video und stells auf youTube

Frage:
Nee, dann komm du doch am besten mit und Filme selber, dann verwackelt das Bild nicht immer so. ;)

Antwort:

ja ok.. wo wohnst du?

Frage:

Wenn ich nach Werder frage, wohl nicht in Bayern :D

Antwort:
ja genau .. :)

Frage:
Na gut Kugel, eine frage noch zum Abschluss, muss ich heute bei meiner Ehefrau noch den Beischlaf vollziehen oder kann ich zu ihr ins Ehebett gehen?!?

Antwort:
ins ehebett.. und zwar schnell!

Frage:
Oki, dann CU. Denkst auch, je eher der alte im Bett ist, desto eher hat er Ruhe ... Danke :)

Antwort:

bitte gerne. dafür bin ich ja da

LoL - voll der Brüller. Hatte eben nur keinen Bock mehr sonst wäre das ein Abendfüllendes Format geworden :P
 
welche verletzung hat tim wiese ?
Antwort:
ICH BEANTWORTE KEINE FU?BALLFRAGEN ..................... diese meldung wird 5 minuten angezeigt !!!!!!!!


:p
 
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