Me:
How much later would later mean? Have you already found the answer?
God:
More than a little, less than a lot. No I am still searching for it.
Me:
Will you tell me when you know the answer or do I have to keep on asking for it?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Really? I thought a lot of Werder Bremen Fans would ask you that question.
God:
For real. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because we are all looking for this answer and because ice bear told me about you.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you think I am looking for this answer and because ice bear told you about me too?
Me:
I thought she might have asked you the same.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because she wants to know if Bremen is going to win!
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't understand why she wants it.
Me:
Would you like me to ask her?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I don't understand you.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
what you want to say with ambigouos sure and so on
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
I would like you to talk about the football match!
God:
Ok, . Sure, the football match sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ok. Do you have the answer?
God:
Hmm. Is there only one answer?
Me:
Yes. One team has to win.
God:
Oh. One what?
Me:
Werder Bremen or Bavaria Munich has to win!
God:
Or what?
Me:
or they will keep on penalty shooting for a very long timw
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
do you want me to tell you all the names?!
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
Ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
So...you will win?
God:
I understand. What makes you say that I will win.
Me:
I don't say that YOU will win
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No. I said Bavaria Munich or Werder Bremen is going to win.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. What did you mean by it? I think Bavaria Munich or Werder Bremen is a lot of things.
Me:
I am not joking
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not joking.
Me:
they are football teams
God:
football teams are they.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
do you know the german football league?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
That's a pity. I guess you don't know enough to answer my question
God:
A pity is a terrible thing to waste. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
them
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Werder Bremen is the best football team there ist
God:
When is Werder Bremen not the best football team there ist?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
ok. you are right. maybe i change my mind about that
God:
Dude! I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Perhaps. Thanks for the information: said change his or her mind about that.
Me:
but at the moment i don't want to change my mind
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
you asked that before
God:
Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:
that i would like to know if werder bremen wins tomorrow evening
God:
Interesting. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
tell me the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
will werder bremen win?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
will bavaria munich win?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
what the reason that werder bremen is not winning?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
what makes you think that werder bremen will lose?
God:
My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Me:
Will Per Mertesacker shoot an own goal ?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
will torsten frings shoot a goal?
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
yes!
God:
You seem very concerned about it.
Me:
yes!
God:
Hey.
Me:
yeah?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
So you say that Werder Bremen is losing?
God:
Interesting deduction. I said that? And losing is Werder Bremen.
Me:
yes. you said that bavaria munich is propably winning
God:
That's alright. I said that? I think bavaria munich is a lot of things.
Me:
You should watch the German football league more regularly. it's a good league
God:
Thanks for your interest and/or concern. bavaria munich is a league. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no! bavaria is a team but the bundesliga is a football league in germany
God:
Are you serious? I think bavaria is more than that.
Me:
you're right. bavaria is a county as well
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. When is bavaria not a county as well?
Me:
it is always a county
God:
bavaria is a county. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
but there is a football team in munich that has the same name
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
I'm glad I could teach you someting, God
God:
I'm glad you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
Ok. Than I will go and tell ice bear that Werder Bremen will lose the game.
God:
I understand. How will you get there?
Me:
www.werder.de
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
see you at the werder bremen forum!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later.
