Netzfundstücke

[Sebastian]

[URL=http://img3.imagebanana.com/][/URL]

 

[Bullet_SVW]

http://i16.tinypic.com/4pb0g28.jpg

wie geil maxi wo findest du son kram

 

[affe_mit_waffe]

Wenn ich mich irre ist das von Ralph Ruthe.
Der hat ne eigene Website, nen Buchband namens "Shit happens" und Videos auf Youtube.

Alles Top! Einfach mal nach suchen

 

[Bloody Nine]

http://titanic-magazin.de/uploads/pics/0323-althaus1.jpg

 

[[Sportfreund]]

http://www.20min.ch/news/kreuz_und_quer/story/17866005

 

[donHawk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKiBRWAiZn8
:eek:

 

[benjamin13]

http://titanic-magazin.de/uploads/pics/0323-althaus1.jpg

Wie geil ist das denn?

 

[Duke]

Get it on.

 

[mcburn]

Get it on.

rofl

 

[[Sportfreund]]

Lese grad auf www.bash.org (daher hat germanbash.org die Idee) die Top 100... hier mal ein paar tolle Sachen:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o...k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C: Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!

<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.

<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

 

[DanielWTM]

genial

 

[mcburn]

http://www.eminem.com/
hach das neue album, irgendwie freu ich mich, hör sowas zwar eher selten aber bei ihm mach ich ne ausnahme ich fühl mich 10 jahre zurück versetzt und dr.dre zieht auch dies jahr noch nach.

interessiert wahrscheinlich die wenigsten hier, aber ich freu mich das ich das grad gefunden hab

 

[kieler sprotte]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGKv_uB6qY

 

[JayCa]

Selim Aydemir, 18-jähriger Nachwuchsstürmer von Eintracht Braunschweig, wurde von seinem Club suspendiert. Grund für diese Maßnahme war, dass Aydemir während einer Laufeinheit im Training anstelle seiner Füße die Straßenbahn nutzte.

http://transfermarkt.de/de/news/26403/kuriose-suspendierung.html

 

[[Sportfreund]]

Es handelte sich dabei allerdings nur um eine Station, sprich ca. 200-300 Meter.

 

[werderaner95]

http://transfermarkt.de/de/news/26403/kuriose-suspendierung.html

Hab ich heute auch schon im Radio gehört.
Genial
Ich hab so gelacht.

 

[magicmaxi]

<Abstract> So I was going to lick my girlfriend last night.. And I was like trying to find her clit, but it's like a fucking labyrinth with all that shit down there..
<LuC3D> Shit? Dude, you were in the wrong hole..

 

[Lunatic]

...und dr.dre zieht auch dies jahr noch nach...

Darauf würde ich mich allerdings nicht verlassen. Doc Dre verschiebt seine Alben gerne mal auf unbestimmte Zeit...

 

[kieler sprotte]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

 

[Mexikanischer_Glotzfrosch]

Wie nerve ich den Sitznachbar im Flugzeug:

1. den Laptop auspacken
2. langsam und bedächtig öffnen
3. einschalten
4. sich überzeugen ob der Sitznachbar zuschaut
5. Internet öffnen
6. Augen schließen und den Blick gegen den Himmel
richten
7. tief einatmen und den folgenden Link öffnen:

http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

8. den Gesichtsausdruck des Nachbarn beobachten....