I seriously want to **** her.
You seriously want to lay flat nearly every girl, that´s not at three on a tree!
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You seriously want to lay flat nearly every girl, that´s not at three on a tree!
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Kurt Cobain
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Ist ja schade.
I am not emergency-horny
No, you´re not!? And why do you talk about sex all the time you´re here?!
I´m afraid of driving to Aachen Tivoli with you!
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Kurt Cobain
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No, you´re not!? And why do you talk about sex all the time you´re here?!
I´m afraid of driving to Aachen Tivoli with you!
I just want to be cool
And I guess yesterday I screwed it up with her
I'm an Idiot Don't be afraid, I don't bite (I just suck
)I just want to be cool
And I guess yesterday I screwed it up with her
What did you do? You were drunk and showed her your true ego and your inner best? Now she has the best picture of german boys!
Don't be afraid, I don't bite (I just suck
I have a luck! Yes, make my day!
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Kurt Cobain
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What did you do? You were drunk and showed her your true ego and your inner best? Now she has the best picture of german boys!
I was boozy as hell and she started a conversation... while looking on my shirt she said "The Ramones...?" And I said "Jo.... ah, SCHWEINEHAUFEN" (Schweinehaufen = You throw a person to ground and everyone is jumping on the person) and then I jumped into the crowd
I think, she was a bit pissed because of that :18: Fucking alcohol! Don't drink! Smoke a joint and get stoned!
I have a luck! Yes, make my day!
I am cool
You are a motherxx chaos-child! And I thought, you said, that you want to screw her the white out of her eyes! Moreover I thought, you didn´t want to drink that much?! The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
You´re right - you´d better smoke a peace-pipe calming down you and raise your mind!
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Kurt Cobain
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You are a motherxx chaos-child! And I thought, you said, that you want to screw her the white out of her eyes! Moreover I thought, you didn´t want to drink that much?! The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
You´re right - you´d better smoke a peace-pipe calming down you and raise your mind!
I did not drink that much... I guess. Before going to the Lenne I had 3 Krombacher Pils, 4 V+ Apple, 2 Krombacher Radler and a half Cool-Up Bottle... at the Lenne I drank some Korn, some Wodka... I don't know, maybe some Jack Daniels. It was funny as hell.
You didn´t really drink all that bad stuff!?! :18:
I cannot believe! Do you write all this from your bed in the Hagen hospital (while watching the randy emergency(-horny) nurse)?
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Kurt Cobain
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Bad stuff? It tastes soooo good... almost as good as this randy nurse, yes
You nurse-sucker!
Hope for all the others, that you have a single room. Or do you use the broom closett like BBecker?
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Kurt Cobain
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You nurse-sucker!
Everyone thinks I want to mount every female human I see... :18:
Yep
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Kurt Cobain
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Shut up, fuckhead
Yes :applaus:
Furthermore
Everyone must have some hobbies!
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Kurt Cobain
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Yes :applaus:
Furthermore
Everyone must have some hobbies!
Fucking is not my hobby.
You like fucking into my mouth, don't you?
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Kurt Cobain
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I like fucking your chubby mommy, cause she is too fat to defend herself.
It´s your passion and necessity!
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